Ok, So I like to “Pump Peops Up” cause you’re Number One! See I’m already getting started and I can’t stop thus I’m like my Super Fresh Homie J.Raw the “Sniper of Hype” 

“I’m not a Hater … Im always a Congratulator!” Better ask somebody.

These next entries I hope will entertain and crack you up! Use em they are around town. Plus you may see them on my shirts you can order …. WHAAT?! …..  Ok, here we Go WEEEE!!

I’m Good at Fucking up … but I’m also Good at Getting Up!

I’m # 987755433 and Your #1 I’m not a Hater … I’m a Congratulator!

Make it Proper… like a Harley Chopper or BK Whopper

It’s Official… like a Referee Whistle

I’m On it .. Like Blue Bonnet It’s Over like Rover…. but come up with a Four Leaf Clover

Its On… like Soy Sauce on a Won Ton or could be On like a MJ Song (yes, I know … Donkey Kong lol)

Be a Winner… and come up with a Salisbury Steak Dinner (Hmmm, Grub)

You knows it .. So don’t blows it

Whatevers Clever

Its been Real and its been Fun.. but it hasn’t been Real Fun and as history goes .. its Over and Done.

On Point… like a Cactus

It’sall Bueno … like Chile Rueno

Simon (Yes) Ramon

You all dat Plus 2 scoops and a Bucket of Hot Wings

Do it Discrete then you won’t feel it at the edge of your Seat Owee!!

YeaYur … Playa from the Himalayur!

Big Daddy Dino … from Cupertino Baller … Shot Caller!

Happiness is an Attitude Away.

Happy (Day of week Here )! Say it all week … you’ll blow peoples minds. The response will be either Good or Bad.

This is a Drama FREE Zone

Its Sewed Up … like a Wedding Dress

Live simple, lay low, and try to stack like our boi Big Mac

Just one of them Hazards from Hazard County

I go to bed Early, So I can get up to Eat Again

I’m more Spunky than Humpty Dumpty … but if you disrespect me your ass is going home Lumpy.

I’m not say nothing .. I’m just Saying …

Rocking the Towers like that Vato (Dude) King Kong